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Sent: Thursday, 16 April, 2009 12:48:51 PM
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From: ashish pachchigar <pachchigar10@gmail.com>
Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Good Jokes
To: "shree murty ignou" <rsrchandra@yahoo.com>, "mona" <hishruti15@yahoo.co.in>, "kalpesh pawar ignou" <kalpesh_n_pawar@yahoo.com>, "ketan satasia" <ketan.mihs@gmail.com>, "dr banty velawala" <bons_ongc@yahoo.com>, "avk raman" <avkraman@rediffmail.com>, chandreshkathiriya@yahoo.co.in, guptajpgupta@gmail.com, himanshu4ever@gmail.com
Date: Monday, 6 April, 2009, 3:02 PM
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Date: Mar 23, 2009 10:39 AM
Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Good Jokes
To: annaselvi_k@ongc.co.in, pachchigar10@gmail.com, babudu42@yahoo.co.in, madhuri_k@ongc.co.in, mnradhaki@hotmail.com, ksr1357@sify.com
---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: "a.v.k. raman" < avkraman@rediffmail.com> To: aditya_ramakrishnan@rediffmail.comDate: Subject: Fwd: Good Jokes ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: A.V.Jayarajan < avj@lntecc.com> To: "Kumar, Ravin" < KumarR@aafes.com>, " avr@goodricke.com" < avr@goodricke.com>, ramu chandran av < ramuavramu@rediffmail.com>, " avkraman@rediffmail.com" < avkraman@rediffmail.com>, Aneesh kumar < aneeshkumar_av@yahoo.com>, Bindu ramachandran < bindu_ramachandran@rediffmail.com>, "' krishna17mar@yahoo.co.in'" < krishna17mar@yahoo.co.in> Date: Subject: Good Jokes | Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?
Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?
Man: My wife...
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Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?
Student: Father-in-Law!
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?
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Beggar: Saab 12 Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6 Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfriend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!
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Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
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So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from
a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!
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Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of
crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel
to the crocodiles.
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Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of
eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby
clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons
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Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount... | | | | | | Regds a.v.jaya….
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